Filed under: Love Making, MP3s | Tags: Animal Collective, Architecture in Helsinki, Coke Farts, El Guincho, Girl Talk, I'm a succesful deejay, Inadequacy, Jens Lekman, New Years, Party, R & B, Samantha Ronson, Suicide, TV on The Radio
So, apparently someone read – what he called “my cry for help” – and is letting me Deejay his New Year’s party in his parent’s basement. It’s gonna be crazy awesome.
Get ready BOYZ I'mma gonna make this new years the best!
I mean, I’ve already picked out what I’m going to wear – white shirt with something witty written in Helvetica, my super tight jeans, black converse sneakers that I’ve aged with steel wool and red wayfarers. I’ve been practicing what my face is going to look like as I scroll through my mac book looking for the next perfect song to blend seamlessly. Of course, I didn’t realize that it was going to be that hard to ‘perform’ and ‘be on’ as well as deejay, so I decided to preplan my ‘playlist.’
I’ve chosen a wide variety of club-bangers, party starters, power anthems, chill-out tunes and hype remixes that will give the appearance of being effortlessly hip and
relevant. But then I realized that you guys were probably just going to listen to City and Color and Dave Matthews and not reach your full party potential, so I’m giving you guys the chance to experience Pete the audio new years experience.
I go classy people, classy like Clark Gable. Here’s the playlist:
This is my arsenal as a soldier in the Barrie DEEJAY wars.
Click here to download 2.2 Hrs of Club-bangers!
Look at that list.. those kids (..and you the downloader) are totally lucky. Look at some of the placement – Use Somebody, the most ambitious power anthem that will soon grace the meaningful end scene of one of your favourite teen-based tv shows’ mid-season finale – while it begins with Animal Collective’s slow burning chanter ‘My Girl.’ I’m soo looking forward to seeing the looks on their faces as they realize that I’m shaping their musical tastes.
He actually asked me to buy him booze first, but then I said only if I could deejay his shindig. Oh, he said Yessss
I’m not getting paid for this, instead they said I could keep whatever change is left over
from the money they give me to pick them up alcohol, Though I’ll totally end up spending it on some energy drink infused with vodka; even though it gives me horrible diarrheas and makes me black out – it’s better than having coke farts
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